Rhiffin to the Rhaff

[Rhiffin to the Rhaff]

[thecringeandwincefactory]

I fucked up my knee real bad as a teenager doing something stupid and had to get a couple rounds of surgery to get it sorted out. I can’t do general anesthesia because it’ll send me into a depressive episode, so I get epidurals instead. The last surgery I got was when I was maybe 24.

I did the epidural method for that one. From what I remember the anesthesiologist injected some fentanyl derivative directly into my spinal column, and - I basically just fucking spasmed out of pure joy on the gurney. I blurted aw, FUCK YEAH real loud because fentanyl direct to the brain is like Sex With God, and every person in the OR froze for a second, unsure of how to respond.

My point is, this is completely realistic.

[Rhiffin to the Rhaff]

[megapope]

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

[koobaxion]

how many hands you got

[megapope]

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

[koobaxion]

allow me illustrate you

[megapope]

that’s still four people

[koobaxion]

i truly can’t make this any clearer

[megapope]

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

[koobaxion]

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

[Rhiffin to the Rhaff]

[ankle-beez]

Look at the incredible, heartbreaking emotion on simba’s face when he’s running from the wildebeests in the lion king remake. Truly an extraordinary achievement thanks to the magic of modern, state-of-the-art CG.

[ankle-beez]

Scar: RUN!!! AND NEVER COME BACK!

Simba:

[goopy-amethyst]

Scar: :l

Simba: :l

[sans-shapiro]

dads dead :/ smh

[lumineli]

this has more emotional impact than the remake

[Rhiffin to the Rhaff]

[g00]

*dr doofenshmirtz voice* perry the platypus? what the fuck are you doing here?

[lowlyanon]

I mentally cannot handle the concept of doofenshmirtz saying fuck, I’m sorry

[Rhiffin to the Rhaff]

[Rhiffin to the Rhaff]

[babyanimalgifs]

This is so wholesome

[stuff-n-n0nsense]

Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip

[callmebliss]

I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is

[deadjosey]

https://twitter.com/pariszarcilla?lang=en heres his twitter is here there is also additonal cat photos of his children. 

[strangeracrossthestreet]

CAT DAD IS BACK

[jackslenderman]

aww, the kids grow up so fast. ;-;

[aquilacalvitium]

HHHHHHHH I LOVE CAT DAD!

[starrynight35]

This is, by far, the single most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen. 

[trishmishtree]

update:

[watchfor]

I love that he kept …. All of them.

[Rhiffin to the Rhaff]

[last-bi-in-town]

She knew EXACTLY what to do lmaooo

[myfloraloutlet]

That cold expression when she realized what she had to do. Sis is me

[richardalexanderrr]

she sprang right into action, no fucking around

[Rhiffin to the Rhaff]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[laoflyer]

[Rhiffin to the Rhaff]

[tavarism]

Trying to do ANYTHING while your parents are sleeping.

[Rhiffin to the Rhaff]

[wecansexy]

i cant believe connie is a filthy homestuck

[hanari-san]

EXCUSE YOU

[rice-baller]

fucking digimon fandom from left field holy shit

[blinkpen]

u guys realize the sun is a thing right
it’s been out for awhile now

[khatoblepas]