Rhiffin to the Rhaff

thecringeandwincefactory: I fucked up my knee real bad as a...

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 18:13:32 -0400

I fucked up my knee real bad as a teenager doing something stupid and had to get a couple rounds of surgery to get it sorted out. I can’t do general anesthesia because it’ll send me into a depressive episode, so I get epidurals instead. The last surgery I got was when I was maybe 24.

I did the epidural method for that one. From what I remember the anesthesiologist injected some fentanyl derivative directly into my spinal column, and - I basically just fucking spasmed out of pure joy on the gurney. I blurted aw, FUCK YEAH real loud because fentanyl direct to the brain is like Sex With God, and every person in the OR froze for a second, unsure of how to respond.

My point is, this is completely realistic.

koobaxion: megapope: koobaxion: megapope: koobaxion: megapope: koobaxion: megapope: but...

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 14:23:44 -0400

koobaxion:

megapope:

koobaxion:

megapope:

koobaxion:

megapope:

koobaxion:

megapope:

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

how many hands you got

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

allow me illustrate you

that’s still four people

i truly can’t make this any clearer

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

lumineli: sans-shapiro: goopy-amethyst: ankle-beez: ankle-beez: Look at the incredible,...

Wed, 10 Apr 2019 23:24:27 -0400

lumineli:

sans-shapiro:

goopy-amethyst:

ankle-beez:

ankle-beez:

Look at the incredible, heartbreaking emotion on simba’s face when he’s running from the wildebeests in the lion king remake. Truly an extraordinary achievement thanks to the magic of modern, state-of-the-art CG.

Scar: RUN!!! AND NEVER COME BACK!

Simba:

Scar: :l

Simba: :l

dads dead :/ smh

this has more emotional impact than the remake

lowlyanon: g00: dr doofenshmirtz voice perry the platypus? what the fuck are you doing here? I...

Wed, 10 Apr 2019 23:22:37 -0400

lowlyanon:

g00:

*dr doofenshmirtz voice* perry the platypus? what the fuck are you doing here?

I mentally cannot handle the concept of doofenshmirtz saying fuck, I’m sorry

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Wed, 10 Apr 2019 21:52:51 -0400

watchfor: trishmishtree: starrynight35: aquilacalvitium: jack...

Wed, 10 Apr 2019 21:36:08 -0400

watchfor:

trishmishtree:

starrynight35:

aquilacalvitium:

jackslenderman:

strangeracrossthestreet:

deadjosey:

callmebliss:

stuff-n-n0nsense:

babyanimalgifs:

This is so wholesome

Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip

I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is

https://twitter.com/pariszarcilla?lang=en heres his twitter is here there is also additonal cat photos of his children.

CAT DAD IS BACK

aww, the kids grow up so fast. ;-;

HHHHHHHH I LOVE CAT DAD!

This is, by far, the single most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen.

update:

I love that he kept …. All of them.

richardalexanderrr: myfloraloutlet: last-bi-in-town: She knew...

Wed, 10 Apr 2019 21:34:24 -0400

richardalexanderrr:

myfloraloutlet:

last-bi-in-town:

She knew EXACTLY what to do lmaooo

That cold expression when she realized what she had to do. Sis is me

she sprang right into action, no fucking around

laoflyer: dankmemeuniversity:

Wed, 10 Apr 2019 21:31:58 -0400

laoflyer:

dankmemeuniversity:

tavarism:Trying to do ANYTHING while your parents are sleeping.

Wed, 10 Apr 2019 21:31:24 -0400

tavarism:

Trying to do ANYTHING while your parents are sleeping.

dafthappiness: khatoblepas: blinkpen: rice-baller: hanari-san: wecansexy: i cant believe...

Wed, 10 Apr 2019 17:13:22 -0400

dafthappiness:

khatoblepas:

blinkpen:

rice-baller:

hanari-san:

wecansexy:

i cant believe connie is a filthy homestuck

EXCUSE YOU

fucking digimon fandom from left field holy shit

u guys realize the sun is a thing right
it’s been out for awhile now

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Tue, 09 Apr 2019 21:27:03 -0400

hayaomiyazaki:if any part of you is conflicted about watching...

Tue, 09 Apr 2019 19:28:02 -0400

hayaomiyazaki:

if any part of you is conflicted about watching schitt’s creek let this clip cure you and set you on your destined path

craggs13: My apartment doesn’t allow pets so I have to improvise. This cuddly pupper’s named Rocky....

Tue, 09 Apr 2019 18:40:34 -0400

craggs13:

My apartment doesn’t allow pets so I have to improvise. This cuddly pupper’s named Rocky. He’s the better looking one.

goodmissmonarch: I’ve built up a lot of dumb pokemon headcanons over the years and by golly I’m...

Tue, 09 Apr 2019 18:40:14 -0400

goodmissmonarch:

I’ve built up a lot of dumb pokemon headcanons over the years and by golly I’m going to do something with ‘em

I had like a million things I wanted to say here but I’ve been working on this nonstop for like three days, I’m just gonna leave it here

kidkendoll: sridevi: jennamaroney: list of things she did:...

Tue, 09 Apr 2019 18:38:32 -0400

kidkendoll:

sridevi:

jennamaroney:

list of things she did:
1. that

she really did!

#ImWithHer

knowwhatimeme:

Tue, 09 Apr 2019 18:37:59 -0400

knowwhatimeme:

robeblr: 😙

Tue, 09 Apr 2019 18:37:21 -0400

robeblr:

😙

somecutething:

Tue, 09 Apr 2019 18:37:17 -0400

somecutething:

benkinsky: fakehistory: Ant-man bathing in hot sauce for bonus...

Tue, 09 Apr 2019 18:36:19 -0400

benkinsky:

fakehistory:

Ant-man bathing in hot sauce for bonus damage (2019)

I hate that you don´t have to give extra content because everyone on the internet already knows what´s going on and why hot sauce would be considered “bonus damage”

gaminghumour: 😂😂😂

Tue, 09 Apr 2019 18:35:26 -0400

gaminghumour:

😂😂😂

Rhiffin to the Rhaff

thecringeandwincefactory: I fucked up my knee real bad as a...

koobaxion: megapope: koobaxion: megapope: koobaxion: megapope: koobaxion: megapope: but...

lumineli: sans-shapiro: goopy-amethyst: ankle-beez: ankle-beez: Look at the incredible,...

lowlyanon: g00: *dr doofenshmirtz voice* perry the platypus? what the fuck are you doing here? I...

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watchfor: trishmishtree: starrynight35: aquilacalvitium: jack...

https://twitter.com/pariszarcilla?lang=en heres his twitter is here there is also additonal cat photos of his children.

richardalexanderrr: myfloraloutlet: last-bi-in-town: She knew...

laoflyer: dankmemeuniversity:

tavarism:Trying to do ANYTHING while your parents are sleeping.

dafthappiness: khatoblepas: blinkpen: rice-baller: hanari-san: wecansexy: i cant believe...

Photo

hayaomiyazaki:if any part of you is conflicted about watching...

craggs13: My apartment doesn’t allow pets so I have to improvise. This cuddly pupper’s named Rocky....

goodmissmonarch: I’ve built up a lot of dumb pokemon headcanons over the years and by golly I’m...

kidkendoll: sridevi: jennamaroney: list of things she did:...

knowwhatimeme:

robeblr: 😙

somecutething:

benkinsky: fakehistory: Ant-man bathing in hot sauce for bonus...

gaminghumour: 😂😂😂

lowlyanon: g00: dr doofenshmirtz voice perry the platypus? what the fuck are you doing here? I...